I can't watch pbs sober anymore
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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