You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Welp...herpes.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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