Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Holy shit dude........stairs
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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