If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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