we're blogging at a bar
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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