even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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