We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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