My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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