susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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