But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
its not stalking. its research.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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