But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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