Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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