Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I hope mine doesn't look like that
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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