So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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