i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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