fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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