Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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