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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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