Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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