Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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