Do you still have your period?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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