He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Farmville is her only friend.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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