She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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