is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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