im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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