But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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