i think my mom watched the whole time
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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