Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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