8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just pee around me
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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