went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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