Having a random hookup so left but love u
I think my fart just growled at me.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
