she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
