people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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