i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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