I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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