I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
