butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
