oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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