I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
