Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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