Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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