just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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