shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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