Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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