He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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