I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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