I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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