i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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