shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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