the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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