So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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