at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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