The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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